Terry Pratchett, Jingo
Like all professionals of exploration and discovery. The price does not get around the researcher who first set foot on virgin Bottom is, but one that just brings this foot first home. He is lucky when the foot is then secured to the leg still.
Mumm's grin was as humorous as that which approaches a drowning man pretty fast and top with a fin.
Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
a stupid song we sing now!
While we are marching here!
Nobody do not know why we sing it!
We can not rhyme the words right!
from Counts! One! Two!
from Counts! Many! A lot!
from Counts! Uh ... what?
The man was very close to the grating, grinning like someone who thinks he mistakenly intelligent. If Mumm's reflexes were faster - and because he did not doubt - he could pack up the old fool him go to the bars and make his nose even wider. For psychopaths really everything was easier.
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get recognized Perhaps the animal instinct of those bastards in swing someone who had reached the nastiness on the long road and in the name of reason atrocities invented, one of which could only dream of madness.
"Well done, guys," said Mumm and stood up. "You continued to ensure that we're trapped in here, and I give the old decision ..."
"I understand," he said. "Good cop, bad cop, eh?" "If you want" Mumm said. "But we are with the staff a little short. ? So if I give you a cigarette - would you be kind enough to smash the teeth yourself "
As for the melee: When your staff sergeant, I forbid you express, you offer to blackjacks and brass knuckles to see the woman Gutleib in her shop in the Light Street number 8 holds, at prices that everyone can afford. And if any of you should be private to approach me, I will not show him some special shots, which for this useful but also difficult instruments suitable.
people standing on the side of the 'people' were always disappointed. They found that the people were ungrateful and keen! For the liberation of that hardly knew to appreciate. Added to this was the tendency to think neither modern nor obedient. The people were rather narrow-minded, conservative and not very intelligent. It intelligence met with suspicion even. Therefore the children of the revolution were faced with the old problem: They had not only the wrong government, but also the wrong people.
WE do not need to show that we are patriotic. I mean, this is Ankh-Morpork. We need to make any vertebrate to indicate that we are the best. We KNOW it.
Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
His age remained a mystery. If you took cynicism and general weariness with life as a benchmark - the carbon dating of the personality - he was about seven thousand years old.
The inhabitants of the Teekuchenstraße were to be so aloof and arrogant that they even talked to the gods in the call. Well, that bordered on slander. They spoke with the gods, provided it was well-mannered gods who came from decent families.
No matter what you thought of the citizens of Ankh-Morpork: They were steadfast independence and defended their right to steal on a truly democratic base to steal, cheat, embezzle and to murder.
The patrician thought: If the dragon can talk, are possible negotiations. If negotiations are possible, I am winding down. Then I pull his hair over his ears. Or the shed.
Yes. Sometimes a monkey had to take on the role of a responsible person ...
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